i’m just out here complimenting some mushrooms

I work for a lawn care company and every time someone calls in to ask us to "treat for mushrooms" I can't help but go on a rant about how the mushroom is probably the size of their neighbourhood and that there's zero reason to get rid of them in the first place because they're basically the internet of the plant world. I am typically met with silence followed by "but they don't look good in my lawn"....